This is the front lobby of the Thompson Public Library, soon to be renamed "The Corey Redekop Knowledgeum and Video Danceteria."
This is the children's area, heretofore to be known as "Corey Redekop's Punishment Centre for Children who Refuse to Learn how to SHUSH!"
This is Bruno, my ball of rubber bands and loyal companion for the past seven years.
This is my one and only rejection letter for Shelf Monkey.
These are my shelf monkeys.
And this is me, maxin' and relaxin', exalted emperor of all I survey.