While traversing the great wilds of Northern Ontario, I came across the most remarkable site: an actual billboard promoting the worst novel of all time, the immortal Minnow Trap!
As you can tell from the photo, I was overcome with excitement. Needless to say, I was also astonished, amused, and filled with an emotion most closely resembling nausea. I immediately set about burning a copy of Rosellen Price's Blood & Wine as a sacrifice.
Woe be to those who do not admire the immortal Horeck! Worship him, lest you be destroyed!