Nov 27, 2008

Sure, Canada Reads, but who does Corey read? Enquiring minds yearn to know!

Whoo! Canada Reads! Whoo!

Yes, it's that time of year again, when the country (or those in the country who read) joins in the communal bookclub that is Canada Reads. Five books enter the radio arena, one book leaves. And this year, after much thought, I have decided to throw my considerable literary heft (I've been eating a lot of pasta lately) behind:

Fruit, by Brian Francis!

Now, full disclosure: I have not yet read all the nominees. In fact, Fruit is the only novel I've read so far. But let's take a look at the other contestants:

The Book of Negroes by Lawrence Hill - Critically acclaimed. Best seller. Winner of the 2008 Commonwealth Writers’ Prize Overall Best Book Award, as well as the Rogers Writers’ Trust Fiction Prize. Doesn't need the help.

The Outlander by Gil Adamson - Critically acclaimed debut novel. Published in many countries. Winner of the American Hammett Prize for Crime-Writing, the ReLit Award for best novel, and the Amazon.ca/Books in Canada First Novel Award. Again, has had more than its fair share of the literary pie.

The Fat Woman Next Door is Pregnant by Michel Tremblay - Ok, great title. But Tremblay is an icon in the Canadian arts community, and has won the Governor General's Performing Arts Award. He ain't suffering for plaudits.

Mercy Among the Children by David Adams Richards - Co-winner of the Scotiabank Giller Prize in 2000. Won the Canadian Booksellers Association award for author of the year and fiction book of the year. Adams is a fixture on any list of modern Canadian literary heavywieghts.

My point is, Canada Reads is a chance to unearth some real Canadian gems, and in the past has brought my attention to some novels often overlooked. But this year? Safe choices. Too safe, too cozy. Why nominate these novels? Yes, they are all of fine quality, but let's bring someone new out into the spotlight. There's always a few titans represented every year, but- and not to take anything away from these authors - it takes no brains to promote something from Margaret Atwood, whereas it takes a little bit more thought to push a
Paul Hiebert or a Jacques Poulin.

Brian Francis is the true underdog in this contest, and on that basis alone is worth rooting for. But
Fruit is such a wonderfully strange coming-of-age novel, such a beautifully weird story, that I can't help but be a booster for the cause. Fruit was one of the reasons I contacted ECW Press with my manuscript; if they'll publish a novel about a sexually-confused young boy who talks to his nipples, they've probably got a pretty good sense of humour.

Fruit (published in the U.S. as The Secret Fruit of Peter Paddington) is Paddington's tale of exquisitely slow (and funny) self-awareness. At the start, Peter is overweight, lonely, and prone to flights of fancy rather than mingle with others his own age. As his life continues, Peter begins to learn, if not understand, that he might not be an ideal fit for the life his parents want for him. His talking nipples are only the start of his problems.

Like all the great tales of the slow ascent from youth to maturity, Fruit is really about the craving for acceptance, whether it be from ones parents, peers, or oneself. What separates Fruit from the pack is it's love of absurdity and unabashed embrace of Peter's strange, hyper-realistic fantasies. Francis takes a few chances with Fruit, chances that, in the hands of a less-assured writer, might have come across as pretentious rather than charming. There's no question Peter can be somewhat off-putting, but Francis avoids easy condescension and instead makes Peter an achingly real and confused adolescent.

Fruit is the Canada Reads dark horse, I fear, for a simple reason; it's funny. God, is it funny.(I'd love to give you a few quotations as examples, but due to my new basement being a labyrinth of cardboard boxes, my copy of Fruit is nowhere to be found.) But CanLit isn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be dark and gloomy, with a historical bent if all goes to plan. But Canadians are funny. Why can't our celebrated literature be funny as well? So this year, Canada Reads, please vote for Fruit, the funniest novel ever to grace your lists of nominees.

*Another disclosure: I had learned a few weeks previous to the announcement of this year's picks that an ECW book was a contender, but I could not ascertain the actual title. Given that ECW is a relatively small publisher, I put my odds of being the selection at one chance in twenty. So damn close.

Nov 21, 2008

Bad sex in writing? Is there such a thing?

Bad sex writing is not like bad sex, in that even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. No,whereas bad sex can be fun, bad sex writing is unintentionally funny, which even bad sex should probably not aspire to.

My point? The nominees for this years' Literary Review Bad Sex in Writing have just been announced.

The contenders? Alastair Campbell, Simon Montefiore, John Updike, Isabel Fonseca, Kathy Lett, James Buchan, Ann Allestree, and...
new age novelist Paulo Coelho for his novel Brida, in which the act of sex – on a public footpath – is described as "the moment when Eve was reabsorbed into Adam's body and the two halves became Creation".

"At last, she could no longer control the world around her," Coelho continues, "her five senses seemed to break free and she wasn't strong enough to hold on to them. As if struck by a sacred bolt of lightning, she unleashed them, and the world, the seagulls, the taste of salt, the hard earth, the smell of the sea, the clouds, all disappeared, and in their place appeared a vast gold light, which grew and grew until it touched the most distant star in the galaxy."
Full disclosure: I've read only one Coelho book, and it wasn't the new age feel-goodery of The Alchemist. No, it was the loathsomely dull Eleven Minutes. And given that that novel, ostensibly about a young woman's burgeoning sexual desire, had all the sexual intensity of your grandfather giving a lecture on gynecology, I'm rootin' for Coelho all the way.

Read the entire Guardian article HERE. And beware of the winning Norman Mailer quotation from last year: I'll have nightmares for weeks.

And this has given me an idea...Any publicity is good publicity, right? Well, prepare yourself for the mother of all bad sex writing. In my next novel, I'll pen a moment of coitus so profoundly disturbing that they'll have to give me the award.

Nov 10, 2008

The Incredibly Ordinary Danny Chandelier: review

Sorry I haven't been updating the blog much as of late. Moving to the east coast eats up all your time, as does a new job and the overwhelming responsibilities of becoming a homeowner. What do you mean, I have to pay for repairs to the clothes dryer? Why me? I ask you, is that at all fair?

So, in an attempt to get back on track, I thought I'd point you all to a review I did for the Quill and Quire of Laura Trunkey's children's novel The Incredibly Ordinary Danny Chandelier:
B.C. author Laura Trunkey’s dryly funny debut novel is centred around the misadventures of Lily Brook Academy’s newest student, Danny Chandelier. Danny suffers from a malady most distressing: an astonishing capacity for adequateness. Eager to rid themselves of any hint of mediocrity, panicked parents bundle up their children and fly them to Lily Brook, a school that prides itself as a place for those “with modest abilities, meager talents, and average intellect.”
The rest of the admittedly short (but fact-filled) review can be found here.

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